real quick from da boat

im on the boat and the itnernet cost like 75 cents a minutes so i gotta be quick. despite what brett said i am not talking to any girls even tho there are way too many beatiful ones! but i might casue theres some girl who i always see and she always gives me a look so i should probably say something right? anyways if youve tried to call me or text me i cant respond cause im roaming and supposly it costs lots of money and ive already spents lots of money talking to brett and dylan. i just saw a comedian on the boat who was hilarious. all she talked about was how fat she was, weed, dick, pussy, and nipples! it was great i drooled. gettin off on an island at some point tomorrow. had a lobster and shrimp dinner tonight too! livin large son! anyways i miss everyone and cant wait to get back cause there aint nothin to really do at night here. except the casino which i already lost 50$ in tonight alone so im stopping for the night. i wish schmaltz was here. anyways miss all da homiez and ya i gotta go casue writing this probaby cost like 6$ so pay me for this shit son!