real quick from da boat

im on the boat and the itnernet cost like 75 cents a minutes so i gotta be quick. despite what brett said i am not talking to any girls even tho there are way too many beatiful ones! but i might casue theres some girl who i always see and she always gives me a look so i should probably say something right? anyways if youve tried to call me or text me i cant respond cause im roaming and supposly it costs lots of money and ive already spents lots of money talking to brett and dylan. i just saw a comedian on the boat who was hilarious. all she talked about was how fat she was, weed, dick, pussy, and nipples! it was great i drooled. gettin off on an island at some point tomorrow. had a lobster and shrimp dinner tonight too! livin large son! anyways i miss everyone and cant wait to get back cause there aint nothin to really do at night here. except the casino which i already lost 50$ in tonight alone so im stopping for the night. i wish schmaltz was here. anyways miss all da homiez and ya i gotta go casue writing this probaby cost like 6$ so pay me for this shit son!

poke her? i hardly know her

helllllloooo, there was a slight delay in posting seeing as how came down here to bloominton and wes left the planet on a boat, but right now i'm sitting in larry's room. actually more of laying, i'm in the position where your back is on the ground but your feet are resting on the top of the bed as if you were going into shock...but yea, bloomington has been pretty awesome, except for the weather, its been raining/snowing every other day, and the days in between its sunny and 65 degrees. so loco. but i've been reading a bunch of larry's plays and they're really good. he's been trying to convince me to stay here in bloomington as an actor and work with him, but i just dont know. larry just showed me his uncircumsized snail. its a snail with a shell inside of a shell. and just yelled at me for having my shoes on his bed. damnit. i wonder what kind of mischeviousness wes is getting himself into right now. probably serenating some angel on the skydeck of his boat, i suppose. But i'm gonna be back in indy soon, can't wait to see everyone there, and i miss all the az homiesssss, ari i'll be sending your bus pass as soon as i get back to indy! oh and everyone will be pleased to know that i'm engaged to selma blair! goodnight, gonna post a couple videos in the next couple days to next couple of years depending on my computer. Oh ya! there's waldo and....there's my ass, see ya!

new orleans

hello everybody this is weese and im in my hotel room in new orleans using my sisters computer. so ya new orleans is a pretty neat place. i walked down bourbon street on saturday night. if you dont know bourbon street is where mardi gras is. our hotel is right by it. it was pretty interesting. lots of brozzzz chuggin brewzzzz and lots of stripper places and strippers! we ate at a place on bourbon street that i cant remeber the name of but it was great. i had jambayla and also ate some alligator and tried an oyster which i immediatly spit back up. today i went to the french quarter of new orleans and saw a break dance street show. it was pretty awesome. the best part was there was a pretty girl who came and sat next to me! but she left within like 10 minutes. and of course i didnt talk to her but my excuse is my dad was right next to me, not that it probably would of mattered. and then me and my family went to the french market which is just an outdoor flea market and it was pretty neat. then we ate somewhere that was good again. i had a po boy sandwhich which was pretty good and me my uncle and cousin shared 3 pounds of crawfish. if youve ever eaten crawfish you know that its incredibly hard to get the meat outta the crawfish so i got over it pretty quickly. then after eating went back to the hotel and got to see my sister who i havent got to see since xmasish. she works at disney world and got to meet tina fey and her kid and husband. i was bummed to find out tina fey was married... it hurt my heart. then we went back to bourbon street tonight so my sister could expirence it. not much goin on there tonight. i did get a virgin daquiri which is basically a slurpie and paid 7$ for it. and also got my picture taken with a cross dresser who called him/herself ashely. so that was amazing. the past few hours ive been bored sitting on the computer and watching futurama on tv. tomorrow i get on the boat and go to wherever it is im going. i know its somewhere in mexico where lots of murders have been happening. so hopefully ill make it back alive! anyways this has gotten really long so i guess im gonna end it now. if i can blog while on the ship you best believe i will! as always i miss everyone in arizona and everyone in indiana. this has been too long to mention names. so ya have a great week everybody! <3!!!

hiatus?

brett is in bloomington for a week and may or may not have access to the internet so if he does then he can keep posting. but as for me im goin on to new orleans and then on a cruise that takes off monday. i have no idea where the cruise is going but i highly doubt ill have the internet. so it could be a possible hiatus from blogging for me and bean but hopefully he can keep everyone posted on everything that isnt happening in our lives. anyways i just thought id blog before i left. its 2 45 and we leave at 5 so im just gonna stay up so i can sleep in the car. and everyone should call and/or text me cause ill probably get bored on the cruise but maybe not. this is also my first blog post without bretts help. so none of this probably makes sense. but like pretty much every blog post we have ill end it with how much i miss tim, ari, pat, kryger, dylan, ryan, corwin, the cock pit, cody, kevin, zac jones, the g.o.b. household and everyone in arizona. if i forgot your name im sorry im just completely retarded and cant think. oh well have a good week everyone :)

wes finally got facial hair...yay!!! i'm waiting til the day my unabrow grows in...but seriously wes is looking good these days, not really in a gay sort of way...well maybe a little gay...but what the fuck somebody needs to buy me new clothes..i'm down to my last pair of everything and i've been wearing basketball shorts as underwear...fml missin the az homies, harl, timothy warden, z byrne dan paul chris, arii "the sherriff", dylan, and my best friend simon

--brett, wes is next to me though

YA MATE! this video is of weeseee and justin a couple years ago. It was their part of a video that never came out, and their part was never finished. but i remember when justin edited the beginning, he said it took him like four hours. today we skated like 40 miles around downtown, and right now i wish i was paralyzed from the waist down, so i dont have to use my legs ever again, but it was so fun! skating downtown indy is great. i'm missin the az homies!

this video is hilarious, its me (brett) and dylan three years ago. we were punk! mainly dylan cuz he's sleeveless and wearing red pants. We used to drive up to chicago and visit ryan, paul, and alex all the time. i miss it! but i think me and dylan peaked here. i mean come on front blunt to fakie, that was my first and last one. And dylans 50-50 one foot, before those were cool. tomorrow i'm posting an old part of wes and our friend justin...shhhh dont tell weese

wes is lazy

and always leaves his ipod in the car! so i cant post a video of him falling from tripping over his long sweaty balls...til tonight, but as of right now we're about to eat donatos pizza, come join! so suck it

Titty Whacker

This is me(weese) and Bean's(brett) first blog post. wes is on the left and brett on the right! WOO! we're back in indiana and we're ready to blog some shit, hopefully we wont be lazy and we will post all the time but knowing us this will probably be the first and last post ever, but we can try. WE MISS TIM WARD!!!! we are the poorman's chumpchange.