Monday, July 20, 2009

we suck

at blogging. brett could update but he doesnt cause hes a jerk nah not really but ya i just got back from woodward the other day. indiana has been really fun. ive already lost money playin dice and i lost a bet and had to shave a donut. dylan is gonna get fucked up while im back and i promise it. i was gonna post a picture of how terrible i look but didnt work out. oh well but ya shits goin good bretts a workin man now and theres a new moontower. but other than that not much goin on so ill leave it at that.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

neenaw

sorry its been so long since brett or i have gotten to post anything. this is the second time ive been on a computersince ive been here. but ya woodward is awesome! gettin to do so much skating and tons of other stuff. ive met tons of awesome new people. and on top of that both of the kids that are on the camp woodward show this year are in my cabin HAH! so best believe im gonna be all over fuel tv son! im blowin up! but when i get a chance i gotta catch up with everyone elses blog espically tims cause hes still probably posting 3 times a day and i have cant even imagine whats going on over at woodward west. oh also me and chris were chillin today and all of a sudden the fucking BIRDMAN walks by. TONY FUCKING HAWK! so siked. and him and mike fraizer ripped one of the vert ramps here but of course i was working during the whole thing and saw him do like 2 tricks. but watching mike fraizer skate is amazing and hes probably the nicest guy to ever walk the face of the earth. well i got a cabin full of kids that are asleep and im tuckered out myself so im gonna get off of this but ill try to update some more and when i get back to indiana i will have another possible mega post??!?!? but one last thing go to ripndipclothing.com and buy a shirt. there awesome shirts for pretty cheap and the dude who makes em(ryan oconnor) is an awesome guy so if you got some chumpchange layin around buy one!!!!! do it newnaw! and youll get a free hanbeezy!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

wee waw???

this is wee waw

and that was a shuv it tailgrab back 5050. local noblesville park legend.
not much going on in me and brett's lifes right now. we leave for woodward on thursday so i have no idea if we'll be able to blog while were there. but anyways go to welcometothemoontower.com and watch the videos. the site is gonna be getting updated all the time by tubbs so you know its gonna be awesome! me brett and some friends went to bloomington today and got to skate homewoods and it was awesome! lots of biffs! but ya other than that just been doin the same ol same ol. hopefully we can get some sweet blog footage before we go and we'll get tons of blog footage at woodward. our blog could be going downhill ever since our last post tho i dont think we can do better.....:( have a good night tho everybody :)

Monday, May 25, 2009

finally

the wait is over for all the followers of this blog. the illinois superpost is here! this is dylan starting things off. dylan gets super creative and skates super fast.
next we have me failing tryin to ollie up this 2 block
next we have me failing once again and our friend/rival blogger tim ward tryin to poach our footage!(also tim sorry im an idiot or else id post a link to your blog)
and heres another fail....this is beginning to look like a somedays edit. and tim, i didnt really mean what i said in this clip sowwy
then finally i land sort of and brett gets my back and this is how we do america
next clip is of our good friend tj. id like to thank tj so much for letting me dylan chris and brett stay at his house and eat his food and drink his soda. THANKS TJ!!!!
here again we have tim ward tryin to fuck our shit up. it sucks cause he does it succesfully that sly sonofabitch!
but of course the steed is the best skateboarder in the world and has no problem doing it again

so thats pretty much it for our weekend in illinois. could this be our best post yet? leave comments and let us know. i also think tim ward has a blogging problem and we have a blogging about tim ward problem. but its cause tims the best! and of course we still miss everyone in az and everyone in illinois!

illinois

superpost comin soon???

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

tim ward

is gonna get put on blast if he doesnt watch his ass! me and brett have been filmin non stop for some web footage. there was a vans demo today at wilson park except most of the vans team didnt skate. chris pffaffannafnaner killed it and so did curren caples. i dont give a shit the little guy is good! also got to go to YEAH! boardshop the other day and it was awesome! and steve davenport is a rad dude! and this whole weekend ive gotten to meet tons of rad dudes. vans demo at roselle park tomorrow so if your in the area im sure your probably already going. ya thats about it for now and nagasaki rules! :)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

in illinois


Me and brett are outta state. We came to illinois with chris and dylan to stay at our our friend tj's lovely house. We skated roselle park for about 4 or 5 hours today and it was brett chris and mines first time. it was pretty awesome! now were playin nazi zombies. its gonna be a great few days! i also look like a huge tool now. a combonation between kurt cobain and chris cole. now im defiantly not gettin any chixxx! well theres really nothing much to say right now but hopefully we'll get to film some sweet camera phone footy and ill upload when i get back to indiana. i have some pretty gnar footage on my phone that ive just been waitin to post anyways so you guys are about to be siked. also tim ward has the best blog ever! but he may have a blogging problem... either way we're all excited to see all the homies. have a good night everybody :)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

fuck a spider, but tim ward lives on in my heart forever....


So i just got back from chicago right, visiting this beautiful man pictured here! it was great i got to see a bunch of people i havent seen in soo long, and i even got to see thad price and lay! it was sick. i also met a little bit of tim's family which was awesome, except my life goal is to meet the whole fam, saw pictures though. but on the way back with the lady, she saw a gigantic spider that must have crawled in the back seat while we were going to the bathroom at the rest area. that motherfucker was red and purple and looking for anyone with a deathwish. so i pulled over to the side of the road to catch the retard and we couldnt find it. we spent like fifteen minutes checking around all the dark corners and it apparently went into hiding. so pissed. so we drove for like another hour just turning the lights on and off expecting the miscreant to jump out at any minute and suck out our souls, but we live on and apparently so does the spider...unfortunately. and the worst part is it won't starve to death cuz rob poured all these peanut shells all over the effen floor of the car, so the fucking thing is having a feast and waiting for fresh meat. fuck a spider. oh and i stole a pack of cigarettes from the gas station! okay sorry done rambling bye bye

Friday, May 15, 2009

suck my dick.....or cock


this is hilarious! i dont think the guy actually has tourettes but damn is this funny!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

my brother is so drunk right now

its been a minute since i've updated, luckily wes has been on it! so right now i'm just sitting at my friend jj's house and its pouring down raining, sucks my ballsack. but yea i've been getting really excited for woodward the past few days. this picture is actually from woodward, we all were drinking beers and took turns tazing each other, sounds like a great idea. and this is when we're supposed to be back at our cabins watching our kids. i look forward to that maybe minus the tazing cuz that was kinda stupid. but yea i can't wait!! i wish everyone was going to east and not west. can we still be friends though?

Monday, April 27, 2009

tim ward...

tried to call me out on the last video i posted of ryans magic trick cause he thought he filmed it and then he realized what was up! its ok tho tim i still love you! and your still the best person ever! but i tried to post a video that tim sent to me today(he gave me the rights to post it) but it didnt work out for some reason. so maybe tim will post it but maybe not. and tim is giong to be in illinois soon so me and steed gotta figure out a way to get there. but ya anyways i just wanna also say that pfranks, kryger, eric s, and ryan and i had a beaitful acapella group at one point in arizona. you might of heard us singing at skateparks or outside of in n out with such jams as 'back streets back' and pfranks soloing on 'your beatiful'. but some things happened drugz girlz booze egos got in the way and we disbanded....:( but next time we're all together which might be awhile im sayin we get back together and do a reuninion tour. everything aside it was the happeiest time of my life when we would sing together and i just want the group back together! so pat, kryger, eric, and ryan if you read this let me know what you think. we should have a behind the music too it was dramatic. but ya fuck im an idiot good night everyone.

ps detroit rock city is the best movie ever!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

brett killzzz it

this is brett and rob killing it at columbus skatepark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVXmgFBvAA. brett is the best skateboarder alive. youll notice im in the montage not skating cause i was hurt but ya anyways brett is the best skateboarding IN THE WORLD!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

playin those mind games!

one day ryan, corwin, tim and i were bored at tim's apartment and we went over to the laundromat at his apartment complex and ryan showed us a cool magic trick. so we made a little skit out of it and here it is. prepare to have your mind blown!

crazy huh?!?!?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

fort wayne

havent posted in a few days so i thought id catch everybody up everything that hasnt been happening in our lives. brett is still in bloomington becoming a famous actor and everything. i haven talked to him in a few days which is weird but im guessing its cause he has become too famous and is hopefully with a beaitful girl(s). on saturday me and my 3 friends(michael troll jeff) went to fort wayne indiana to go skate the park and stay at trolls dads house cause daddy was outta town. it was one of the most fun times ive ever had. the fort wayne park is amazing. my foot was hurt so couldnt skate too much but still so fun. the reason the trip was so amazing was because of justin rodenback. he is a guy from fort wayne who is one of the funniest people ever. usually our friend landon and him are together and when they are its the best thing ever cause there just 2 people who go together. but landon was in ohio for the night but i did get to see him earlier today before we left. but ya fort wayne was awesome and might be goin back next weekend not sure yet. but now im just sittin at home waitin for brett to see if he comes back or not tonight. but its 4/20 so everyone get like super duper baked yo! have a good night everyone <3

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

holy shit


sometimes man just sometimes it rains fucking shit on you. today was just one of those days. before i go into this whole ordeal of me and bretts series of misfortunate events i just wanna say that i hope everyone laughs at this cause honestly its really hilarious but it just sucks but ive been dealing with it by laughing at myself and im sure brett is taking this the same way. so first of all i couldnt sleep last night i went to bed at around 5 30ish and had to wake up at 7 30 to go to a job interview downtown. on a good note i got a new job and dont have to work at the porn store anymore. the day actually started out good by the way too. but ya so after the interview i go back home go to sleep for a little bit longer then go to rise meet up with brett jeff and rob. we go to yats which is the most amazing place ever to eat at. if you come to indiana make sure you get yats! and on top of that it was free! the only thing wrong at this point in the day so far is that its wet outside but me and brett come up with the brilliant idea to go to bloomington which is about an hour away and go skate this perfect indoor mini ramp and stay at our friend larrys house for the night. sounded amazing! and it would of been. and so we get ready to go and our friend keaton comes with us. on the way there brett calls our friend mike to see if later tonight he is down to play street fighter 4 and he is of course but tells us our friend casson thinks he broke his foot and he was en route taking him to the hospital. now casson was in our friend larrys play and since he got hurt he cant perform obviously. so larry asks brett to take casson's place and says he'll give him 50$ and brett couldnt decline. but now brett has to stay in bloomington until sunday and he didnt bring any extra clothes or anything really so kind of a bummer. but anyways the drive there was fun cause we listened to lots of anti flag and bouncing souls and it went by really fast. we pull up to larrys and brett has to go to rehersal with larry at 8 30 and we got there at about 7 50. and me and keaton cant get ahold of anyone to skate the ramp cause our friend ben was still in class and by the time he got out we wouldnt be able to skate the ramp much longer cause you can only skate it til 10 pm i believe. so i call mike and see if its ok if me and keaton come over and hang out while brett and larry are at rehersal. well we get directions that didnt work out and i get frustrated trying to find it and we end up right by the highway we need to get on to go back to indy so i say fuck it and lets just go back cause i still wouldnt have gotten to skate so i was just over it. no big deal whatever right? well i get a bad feeling that im gonna get pulled over or something on the way back.....and guess what?!?!?!?! i get a flat fucking tire!!!!!! luckily it was right by a gas station and i made it safely to the gas station. i change my tire which i didnt realize i could do so i was pretty proud of myself for that but still frustrated cause i had to change a tire and wasted time and gas going to bloomington basically just to drop brett off. and on top of that when im unloading the spare i realize that bretts board is still in the car. and if i could of i would of driven back and given his board to him but i didnt think it was safe cause i was gonna be driving with a donut wheel and i still had like 30 miles left to get home. so i call brett and tell him everything and we figure out a way for him to get his board tomorrow and hopefully i can get my tire changed soon and hopefully i get money soon too so i can pay for gas and food. on top of all of it me and brett still dont have beatiful girls to spoon with each night and thats just the most depressing part. i feel like eugene from hey arnold which explains the picture up above. so ya hopefully tomorrow it will be beaitful outside and ill get to ride my skateboard with all the homies excluding brett but hopefully he'll have a lovely time in bloomington. and hopefully tomorrow ill run into taylor swift and she'll fall madly in love with me but im not counting on that. and tomorrow is a very important day for our good friend ryan reyes and i wish him the best of luck and i am so jealous! but ya fuck our lives. miss all da homiezzzz still and everyone have a good night <3

Sunday, April 12, 2009

me brett and rob went out skating tonight. we skated a ledge for an hour or so and ended the night by stopping at this 11 stair down the street. brett has never ollied an 11 stair but now he can say hes bomb dropped 11 which is way more legit. soo ya we rackin up da footy

Friday, April 10, 2009

biff

this is me takin a biff at the wal mart ledge. it was my first attempt at a lipslide and something went terribly terribly wrong. but its all good, good times. if you live in the indianapolis area tomorrow night there is a premiere for our good friend tim devlins video entitled year of grey. go to it if you can. brett will be there i wont cause i gotta work but theres a party afterwords and a ramp jam at tim's and therell be glasses of tall delicous beer. and the moontower porno will also be shown! so go to it and enjoy watching me fall. and good luck to ryan reyes on the 14th.

Monday, April 6, 2009

we are the zodiac

soooooo me and wes have been reunited back to our regular routine of waking up at 3, him working at the pornstore, and be blowing it all day until he gets off work...but on another note, its freezing here and i miss the az warmth. but yea i just spent a week in bloomington with larry, it was awesome! just played street fighter 4 at mikes and ate chinese food and thai food and all manner of foods. saw some amazingly good looking beautful hott sexy saucy women while i was there, it was too depressing. and also lately i can't get to bed until about 6 everynight...totally sucks. i hope to be visiting chicago soon if wes is down! to see all the homiez! RIP timward house! i'm gonna miss it so much! i've had too many good memories there. i slept in all kinds of places, but the perp couch was the final pad. it was pretty much the most comfortable house anyone could ever walk into. i remember the first time i walked into the house with brad two winters ago, and everyone being so nice and i already felt at home, not too mention love at first sight when i laid my eyes on tim. but it'll never be the same! i'm glad i had my time with the house when i did. the best roomies ever, even if dave was a suckass. but for the most part, tim dylan pat kryger corwin jorr blevins ryan the occasional ari sleep over the occasional ted keeping us up til 5. couldnt ask for better people! if this country really goes to the pooper, hopefully i'll be curled up in a ball between all those people and maybe a few others like phil and davis harl and every good ole boy. and naturally zach dan ryan and paul....oh and wes can come too. but yea this whole post was just one big run on sentence so sorry bout that mate!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

g shit

im back from my cruise and it was a good time. a girl talked to me but all she wanted was my sunglasses that werent mine and she was already with some dude so it wouldnt of worked out. since you only had to be 18 to gamble on the boat i played black jack every night except for the last night because i played craps instead. my dad loaned me 50$ and i owed my uncle 25$ and after my first round of playing i had won 150$ and paid back my uncle and my dad with no problem. Then i went back a little bit later and i came up another 100$ which put me at 175$. And it was free money!!!! My cousin came up alot of money too and over the whole trip won about 800$ and my uncle won over 3000$. But anyways back to my downfall. So i see my cousin and uncle playing again and decide to play a little bit more at most lose 50$ and still be totally fine with it no big deal. Well they got out pretty much as soon as i started playing and they got lucky cause after that I couldnt win. And i got confused with betting so I ended up losing 150$ pretty quickly. I was devastated. But it was free money and i walked away with 26$ so i guess i came up. Still I'm an idiot and now i have a gambling problem! But ya anyways today got off the boat real early and had to drive from new orleans to indiana. Took like 13 hours? I slept for about the first 6 or 7 hours and it was nice. But now im back in indiana without brett cause hes still in bloomington and its almost 6 am and im real bored. On a good note a few days before i left i got a job at a porn store and i start monday. So if your in the indianapolis area and lookin for porn you know who to call! Well hopefully tomorrow itll be nice enough outside to skate and hopefully i can skate major taylor and/or carmel park! Hope everyone had a good weekend and i miss everyone!! <3 <3 <3

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

real quick from da boat

im on the boat and the itnernet cost like 75 cents a minutes so i gotta be quick. despite what brett said i am not talking to any girls even tho there are way too many beatiful ones! but i might casue theres some girl who i always see and she always gives me a look so i should probably say something right? anyways if youve tried to call me or text me i cant respond cause im roaming and supposly it costs lots of money and ive already spents lots of money talking to brett and dylan. i just saw a comedian on the boat who was hilarious. all she talked about was how fat she was, weed, dick, pussy, and nipples! it was great i drooled. gettin off on an island at some point tomorrow. had a lobster and shrimp dinner tonight too! livin large son! anyways i miss everyone and cant wait to get back cause there aint nothin to really do at night here. except the casino which i already lost 50$ in tonight alone so im stopping for the night. i wish schmaltz was here. anyways miss all da homiez and ya i gotta go casue writing this probaby cost like 6$ so pay me for this shit son!

poke her? i hardly know her


helllllloooo, there was a slight delay in posting seeing as how came down here to bloominton and wes left the planet on a boat, but right now i'm sitting in larry's room. actually more of laying, i'm in the position where your back is on the ground but your feet are resting on the top of the bed as if you were going into shock...but yea, bloomington has been pretty awesome, except for the weather, its been raining/snowing every other day, and the days in between its sunny and 65 degrees. so loco. but i've been reading a bunch of larry's plays and they're really good. he's been trying to convince me to stay here in bloomington as an actor and work with him, but i just dont know. larry just showed me his uncircumsized snail. its a snail with a shell inside of a shell. and just yelled at me for having my shoes on his bed. damnit. i wonder what kind of mischeviousness wes is getting himself into right now. probably serenating some angel on the skydeck of his boat, i suppose. But i'm gonna be back in indy soon, can't wait to see everyone there, and i miss all the az homiesssss, ari i'll be sending your bus pass as soon as i get back to indy! oh and everyone will be pleased to know that i'm engaged to selma blair! goodnight, gonna post a couple videos in the next couple days to next couple of years depending on my computer. Oh ya! there's waldo and....there's my ass, see ya!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

new orleans

hello everybody this is weese and im in my hotel room in new orleans using my sisters computer. so ya new orleans is a pretty neat place. i walked down bourbon street on saturday night. if you dont know bourbon street is where mardi gras is. our hotel is right by it. it was pretty interesting. lots of brozzzz chuggin brewzzzz and lots of stripper places and strippers! we ate at a place on bourbon street that i cant remeber the name of but it was great. i had jambayla and also ate some alligator and tried an oyster which i immediatly spit back up. today i went to the french quarter of new orleans and saw a break dance street show. it was pretty awesome. the best part was there was a pretty girl who came and sat next to me! but she left within like 10 minutes. and of course i didnt talk to her but my excuse is my dad was right next to me, not that it probably would of mattered. and then me and my family went to the french market which is just an outdoor flea market and it was pretty neat. then we ate somewhere that was good again. i had a po boy sandwhich which was pretty good and me my uncle and cousin shared 3 pounds of crawfish. if youve ever eaten crawfish you know that its incredibly hard to get the meat outta the crawfish so i got over it pretty quickly. then after eating went back to the hotel and got to see my sister who i havent got to see since xmasish. she works at disney world and got to meet tina fey and her kid and husband. i was bummed to find out tina fey was married... it hurt my heart. then we went back to bourbon street tonight so my sister could expirence it. not much goin on there tonight. i did get a virgin daquiri which is basically a slurpie and paid 7$ for it. and also got my picture taken with a cross dresser who called him/herself ashely. so that was amazing. the past few hours ive been bored sitting on the computer and watching futurama on tv. tomorrow i get on the boat and go to wherever it is im going. i know its somewhere in mexico where lots of murders have been happening. so hopefully ill make it back alive! anyways this has gotten really long so i guess im gonna end it now. if i can blog while on the ship you best believe i will! as always i miss everyone in arizona and everyone in indiana. this has been too long to mention names. so ya have a great week everybody! <3!!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

hiatus?

brett is in bloomington for a week and may or may not have access to the internet so if he does then he can keep posting. but as for me im goin on to new orleans and then on a cruise that takes off monday. i have no idea where the cruise is going but i highly doubt ill have the internet. so it could be a possible hiatus from blogging for me and bean but hopefully he can keep everyone posted on everything that isnt happening in our lives. anyways i just thought id blog before i left. its 2 45 and we leave at 5 so im just gonna stay up so i can sleep in the car. and everyone should call and/or text me cause ill probably get bored on the cruise but maybe not. this is also my first blog post without bretts help. so none of this probably makes sense. but like pretty much every blog post we have ill end it with how much i miss tim, ari, pat, kryger, dylan, ryan, corwin, the cock pit, cody, kevin, zac jones, the g.o.b. household and everyone in arizona. if i forgot your name im sorry im just completely retarded and cant think. oh well have a good week everyone :)

Thursday, March 26, 2009


wes finally got facial hair...yay!!! i'm waiting til the day my unabrow grows in...but seriously wes is looking good these days, not really in a gay sort of way...well maybe a little gay...but what the fuck somebody needs to buy me new clothes..i'm down to my last pair of everything and i've been wearing basketball shorts as underwear...fml missin the az homies, harl, timothy warden, z byrne dan paul chris, arii "the sherriff", dylan, and my best friend simon
--brett, wes is next to me though

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

YA MATE! this video is of weeseee and justin a couple years ago. It was their part of a video that never came out, and their part was never finished. but i remember when justin edited the beginning, he said it took him like four hours. today we skated like 40 miles around downtown, and right now i wish i was paralyzed from the waist down, so i dont have to use my legs ever again, but it was so fun! skating downtown indy is great. i'm missin the az homies!

Monday, March 23, 2009

this video is hilarious, its me (brett) and dylan three years ago. we were punk! mainly dylan cuz he's sleeveless and wearing red pants. We used to drive up to chicago and visit ryan, paul, and alex all the time. i miss it! but i think me and dylan peaked here. i mean come on front blunt to fakie, that was my first and last one. And dylans 50-50 one foot, before those were cool. tomorrow i'm posting an old part of wes and our friend justin...shhhh dont tell weese

wes is lazy

and always leaves his ipod in the car! so i cant post a video of him falling from tripping over his long sweaty balls...til tonight, but as of right now we're about to eat donatos pizza, come join! so suck it

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Titty Whacker




This is me(weese) and Bean's(brett) first blog post. wes is on the left and brett on the right! WOO! we're back in indiana and we're ready to blog some shit, hopefully we wont be lazy and we will post all the time but knowing us this will probably be the first and last post ever, but we can try. WE MISS TIM WARD!!!! we are the poorman's chumpchange.